Zelda has named United States Army Sgt. Leigh Ann Hester as an honorary Zelda Zombie!

The good sergeant was serving on behalf of all of us when no less than 50 insurgents attacked a supply convoy that she and other military police soldiers were protecting. Skillfully and courageously using her issued M-4 rifle she killed three Afgan savages.

After insurgents hit the convoy with a barrage of fire from machine guns, AK-47 assault rifles and rocket-propelled grenades, Hester "maneuvered her team through the kill zone into a flanking position where she assaulted a trench line with grenades and M203 rounds," according to the Army citation accompanying the Silver Star.

The folks of Hester’s home town of Bowling Green, KY are proud of this fine gal who became the first woman since World War II to win the Silver Star medal for valor in combat.

Gunny Does Zelda McCorville!

That ultimate Marine, superb actor and star of History Channel’s Mail Call, R. Lee Ermey AKA “Gunny” is a fan of Zelda’s. More importantly when Zelda met Gunny in Las Vegas he graciously agreed to be a guest on Zelda’s Show. Gunny just Happens to be the spokesman and face of Glock firearms. What better guest could Zelda ask for to entertain her Zombies? Lucky Zelda Zombies will be able to learn about Glock pistols and real feminine protection.

10 Reasons Why A Liberal’s life is Hell.

Notice how the arrow points to the LEFT?
1. You’re saddled with so much self-imposed taxation that there’s nothing left for any kind of fun.
2. You can’t prevent your own beating or mugging because you support and obey gun bans.
3. You have to live in the dark, suffer weather extremes indoors because you think you can somehow stop global warming by not consuming energy.
4. You drive dangerous tiny cars because you think you can somehow stop global warming by not consuming gasoline or making emissions.
5. You smell because you don’t bathe, live in a dirty house, drive a dirty car, have a brown lawn and are afraid to flush your toilet because use of water is a Liberal no-no.
6. You get nothing for Christmas because Liberals hate Christmas.
7. Your kids can’t read, write or do simple math because you insist on sending them to public schools.
8. Your kids get drugs like Ritalin rather than discipline at their public schools.
9. You can’t afford the organic food Liberals are told to consume.
10. You only watch, Rosie, Oprah and Ellen on TV.

Zelda Is Doing Her Part To Stop Global Warming!

Zelda has downsized from her M1 Abrams tank to humor Al Gore and his hysterical warnings that we will all die from global warming. Zelda says they told her that she will get better gas mileage now. Zelda mourns the loss of her tank and its big gun like an old lover.

The only problem Zelda worries about is where will Jay Leno will be able to park his car of the day at the NBC studios in Burbank? Should The Zelda McCorville show land under the peacock’s wings that spot must be reassigned to Zelda for her new pink Hummer!

Who will Zelda Endorse For This Job?

The political platform requirements for Zelda’s endorsement:
1. No New Taxes
2. Less Government
3. Reduced Spending
4. Less Regulation
5. Repeal Gun Laws to 1933 Levels
6. Educational and Health Care entitlements to be reserved for the exclusive use of American citizens and lawful immigrants
7. The First Lady Must be a Zelda Zombie

Zelda’s Sex-Sting Arrest Was Caught On Tape!

The Minneapolis Police Vice Squad got it all wrong! Zelda’s not Gay! She was arrested but unlike Senator Larry Craig, the beautiful Zelda was able to turn lemons into lemonade!

Video--Zelda Takes Aim At The Van Nuys Gun Range!

Zelda pays a visit to the gun range in Van Nuys, California to stay in practice so she can ward off the droves of horny men that want to have their way with her. But first it’s off to the range powder room with the latest issue of the American Rifleman (what a sexist magazine title!).

Zelda Has a Really Hot Video Message From Santa For you!

The Grove shopping center in Hollywood is Ground Zero for Capitalist Christmas extravagance. What better place on earth is there for Zelda to learn what you will be getting for Christmas?

Woman of The Year!

New Life Evangelical Church, Colorado Springs, CO--42 year-old, Jeanne Assam is a genuine hero that may have saved as many as 100 lives. Assam was the volunteer security gal who stopped 24 year-old Matthew Murray began his murderous Sunday assault on church members.

Jeanne Assam is Zelda's McCorvill's choice for Woman of The Year. She showed the greatest tradition of American courage and heroism.

Ms. Assam has been appointed as a lifetime Zelda Zombie with all rights and privileges.

Daytime Talk Show Hosts Ignore Our Children Serving In Our Military

Zelda served her country after proudly answering a draft notice (Wait a second! I thought they didn’t draft women!). Zelda personally knows about the loneliness of spending Christmas away from family, loved ones and friends. For the record Zelda served as an Army Medic in Germany during the height of the Viet Nam War.

This Christmas too many of our fine boys and girls will be in hostile places such as Iraq and Afghanistan. A few celebrities have visited our protectors but Hollywood has pulled the plug on entertaining the kids that answered our country’s call to duty.

The worst offenders who have boycotted our heroes in Iraq and Afghanistan are the daytime talk harpies, Ellen, Oprah and the bunch on The View.

Zelda hopes to bring celebrities, cheer and fun to any and all of our military member who must spend Christmas away from home. We seem to easily forget that war can come to our own soil and we need our defenders.

Please take the time this Christmas to let our troops know that they are loved and supported by a grateful nation.

Become An Official Zelda Zombie!

Yes ladies, you too can join the rapidly growing and glamorous, Zelda's Zombies!

There's no need to drink the Kool Aid offered by those Brand X, daytime talking TV bottom feeders! You can join Zelda's Zombies and take back America for Americans! Remember there is strength in numbers. Simply sign up for updates on the right side of Zelda’s webshrine.

A Cookbook For a Real Woman!

It’s called, Kill It & Grill It. That’s what Zelda calls a very descriptive title for a great cookbook. Real women know how to hunt and bring home the bacon. When the bacon gets to your kitchen you will be able to make wonderful romantic meals. Ted And Shemane Nugent will show you how.

Get your cookbook right here.

The Gift Of Rosie O’Donnell

Zelda is about to get a gift! Rosie O’Donnell is set to begin pollution of our television airwaves again. Rosie is the lighting rod Estrogen challenged creature that Conservatives love to hate. Rosie is exactly why Zelda McCorville is needed. Although Rosie outweighs Zelda there will now be balance to Rosie’s disfunctional Bolshevik drivel.

Is Oprah A Switch-Hitter?

It's rummored that Oprah may well be a lipstick lesbian on the side. She and long time gal pal Gayle King are as close as they can be. I really do think they are well beyond the heavy petting stage.

Oprah has an uncanny ability to keep legions of Oprah Zombies under full thought control. There has to be some cult like power for Oprah to keep millions of women under her spell.

Oprah is well known for giving members of her studio audience great gifts. Zelda McCorville has learned well from Oprah’s techniques and her studio audience will get gifts too! They just will be different from Oprah’s offerings. I hope to bring rocker Ted Nugent on The Zelda McCorville Show as a guest. In keeping with that guest’s philosophy imagine finding a coupon for free pistol lessons and a new Glock semi-automatic .40 caliber (the preferred lady's cartridge) pistol under your chair?

The Pink Pistols? Gay Gun-slingers? Gay Bashers Beware!

I’ve seen it all in Hollywood, but Gays with guns? Say it ain’t so! That fellow who seems oh so light in his loafers may have something very heavy in his stylish man-bag.

Zelda McCorville is a long time and proud member of the National Rifle Association. God, guns and guts made America but the Gays seem to want to give it all back. Maybe some of Gays want to give their liberty back but not this group.

Visit the Pink Pistols here!

Who The Hell Is Chris Crocker?

Why do I see a bright future for this little cross dresser? He/she puts some her/his material on Youtube.com and made her/himself a star. I don’t get it. Here is Chris Criocker on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Perez Hilton--A Gay Hollywood Mafia Hitman

Somewhere in a Starbucks coffee shop on Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood there’s a little queer fellow with painted hair and a laptop. He borrows lots of celebrity photos from the Internet and does the mean spirited business of Hollywood’s Gay Mafia.

No I don’t have a clue how it happens but three million brainless fools visit his blog every day! I guess the cash in Hilton's pockets from his successful blog weighs down this fairy or he'd just float off into space!

If you must Hilton's blog can be found here.

Dykewear!

Women belong in skirts and dresses! It's been said that the elegant and fashionable Zelda McCorville would never be caught dead wearing pants and flat shoes! Instead Zelda celebrates beauty and femininity! Oh to return to the days when men were men and women were women! The Zelda McCorville show has banned Dykewear for women guests. No skirts, no dresses—no guest spots.

Please television producers, no more Dykewear on daytime talk shows!