It's rummored that Oprah may well be a lipstick lesbian on the side. She and long time gal pal Gayle King are as close as they can be. I really do think they are well beyond the heavy petting stage.
Oprah has an uncanny ability to keep legions of Oprah Zombies under full thought control. There has to be some cult like power for Oprah to keep millions of women under her spell.
Oprah is well known for giving members of her studio audience great gifts. Zelda McCorville has learned well from Oprah’s techniques and her studio audience will get gifts too! They just will be different from Oprah’s offerings. I hope to bring rocker Ted Nugent on The Zelda McCorville Show as a guest. In keeping with that guest’s philosophy imagine finding a coupon for free pistol lessons and a new Glock semi-automatic .40 caliber (the preferred lady's cartridge) pistol under your chair?
Yes ladies, you too can join the rapidly growing and glamorous, Zelda's Zombies! 
It’s called, Kill It & Grill It. That’s what Zelda calls a very descriptive title for a great cookbook. Real women know how to hunt and bring home the bacon. When the bacon gets to your kitchen you will be able to make wonderful romantic meals. Ted And Shemane Nugent will show you how.
Zelda is about to get a gift! Rosie O’Donnell is set to begin pollution of our television airwaves again. Rosie is the lighting rod Estrogen challenged creature that Conservatives love to hate. Rosie is exactly why Zelda McCorville is needed. Although Rosie outweighs Zelda there will now be balance to Rosie’s disfunctional Bolshevik drivel.
It's rummored that Oprah may well be a lipstick lesbian on the side. She and long time gal pal Gayle King are as close as they can be. I really do think they are well beyond the heavy petting stage. 
