Video--Zelda Takes Aim At The Van Nuys Gun Range!

Zelda pays a visit to the gun range in Van Nuys, California to stay in practice so she can ward off the droves of horny men that want to have their way with her. But first it’s off to the range powder room with the latest issue of the American Rifleman (what a sexist magazine title!).

Zelda Has a Really Hot Video Message From Santa For you!

The Grove shopping center in Hollywood is Ground Zero for Capitalist Christmas extravagance. What better place on earth is there for Zelda to learn what you will be getting for Christmas?

Woman of The Year!

New Life Evangelical Church, Colorado Springs, CO--42 year-old, Jeanne Assam is a genuine hero that may have saved as many as 100 lives. Assam was the volunteer security gal who stopped 24 year-old Matthew Murray began his murderous Sunday assault on church members.

Jeanne Assam is Zelda's McCorvill's choice for Woman of The Year. She showed the greatest tradition of American courage and heroism.

Ms. Assam has been appointed as a lifetime Zelda Zombie with all rights and privileges.

Daytime Talk Show Hosts Ignore Our Children Serving In Our Military

Zelda served her country after proudly answering a draft notice (Wait a second! I thought they didn’t draft women!). Zelda personally knows about the loneliness of spending Christmas away from family, loved ones and friends. For the record Zelda served as an Army Medic in Germany during the height of the Viet Nam War.

This Christmas too many of our fine boys and girls will be in hostile places such as Iraq and Afghanistan. A few celebrities have visited our protectors but Hollywood has pulled the plug on entertaining the kids that answered our country’s call to duty.

The worst offenders who have boycotted our heroes in Iraq and Afghanistan are the daytime talk harpies, Ellen, Oprah and the bunch on The View.

Zelda hopes to bring celebrities, cheer and fun to any and all of our military member who must spend Christmas away from home. We seem to easily forget that war can come to our own soil and we need our defenders.

Please take the time this Christmas to let our troops know that they are loved and supported by a grateful nation.