10 Reasons Why A Liberal’s life is Hell.

Notice how the arrow points to the LEFT?
1. You’re saddled with so much self-imposed taxation that there’s nothing left for any kind of fun.
2. You can’t prevent your own beating or mugging because you support and obey gun bans.
3. You have to live in the dark, suffer weather extremes indoors because you think you can somehow stop global warming by not consuming energy.
4. You drive dangerous tiny cars because you think you can somehow stop global warming by not consuming gasoline or making emissions.
5. You smell because you don’t bathe, live in a dirty house, drive a dirty car, have a brown lawn and are afraid to flush your toilet because use of water is a Liberal no-no.
6. You get nothing for Christmas because Liberals hate Christmas.
7. Your kids can’t read, write or do simple math because you insist on sending them to public schools.
8. Your kids get drugs like Ritalin rather than discipline at their public schools.
9. You can’t afford the organic food Liberals are told to consume.
10. You only watch, Rosie, Oprah and Ellen on TV.