The political platform requirements for Zelda’s endorsement:
1. No New Taxes
2. Less Government
3. Reduced Spending
4. Less Regulation
5. Repeal Gun Laws to 1933 Levels
6. Educational and Health Care entitlements to be reserved for the exclusive use of American citizens and lawful immigrants
7. The First Lady Must be a Zelda Zombie
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