Zelda has downsized from her M1 Abrams tank to humor Al Gore and his hysterical warnings that we will all die from global warming. Zelda says they told her that she will get better gas mileage now. Zelda mourns the loss of her tank and its big gun like an old lover.The only problem Zelda worries about is where will Jay Leno will be able to park his car of the day at the NBC studios in Burbank? Should The Zelda McCorville show land under the peacock’s wings that spot must be reassigned to Zelda for her new pink Hummer!
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