Video--Meet Zelda McCorville

After a quick trip to the late and great cinema Queen, Marilyn Monroe's final resting place for inspiration Talk show hostess, Zelda McCorville meets and greets her fans on Santa Monica's Third Street Promenade.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

10 Reasons Why A Liberal’s life is Hell.

Notice how the arrow points to the LEFT?
1. You’re saddled with so much self-imposed taxation that there’s nothing left for any kind of fun.
2. You can’t prevent your own beating or mugging because you support and obey gun bans.
3. You have to live in the dark, suffer weather extremes indoors because you think you can somehow stop global warming by not consuming energy.
4. You drive dangerous tiny cars because you think you can somehow stop global warming by not consuming gasoline or making emissions.
5. You smell because you don’t bathe, live in a dirty house, drive a dirty car, have a brown lawn and are afraid to flush your toilet because use of water is a Liberal no-no.
6. You get nothing for Christmas because Liberals hate Christmas.
7. Your kids can’t read, write or do simple math because you insist on sending them to public schools.
8. Your kids get drugs like Ritalin rather than discipline at their public schools.
9. You can’t afford the organic food Liberals are told to consume.
10. You only watch, Rosie, Oprah and Ellen on TV.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Zelda Is Doing Her Part To Stop Global Warming!

Zelda has downsized from her M1 Abrams tank to humor Al Gore and his hysterical warnings that we will all die from global warming. Zelda says they told her that she will get better gas mileage now. Zelda mourns the loss of her tank and its big gun like an old lover.

The only problem Zelda worries about is where will Jay Leno will be able to park his car of the day at the NBC studios in Burbank? Should The Zelda McCorville show land under the peacock’s wings that spot must be reassigned to Zelda for her new pink Hummer!

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Who will Zelda Endorse For This Job?


The political platform requirements for Zelda’s endorsement:
1. No New Taxes
2. Less Government
3. Reduced Spending
4. Less Regulation
5. Repeal Gun Laws to 1933 Levels
6. Educational and Health Care entitlements to be reserved for the exclusive use of American citizens and lawful immigrants
7. The First Lady Must be a Zelda Zombie

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Zelda’s Sex-Sting Arrest Was Caught On Tape!

The Minneapolis Police Vice Squad got it all wrong! Zelda’s not Gay! She was arrested but unlike Senator Larry Craig, the beautiful Zelda was able to turn lemons into lemonade!